What Do You Even Do?

The other day I landed on a website and immediately felt stupid.
Not because I am stupid.
Because after staring at the homepage for what I can only describe as an embarrassing amount of time, I still had absolutely no idea what this company actually did.
There were drone shots. Beautiful ones. The kind that makes you think someone spent real money on this.
Inspirational words.
A mission statement.
Something about excellence. Something about innovation. Something about transforming the future.
Whose future? What future? Are we transforming it together or are y'all handling that without me?
Are you a bank? A dentist? A software company? A very committed church camp?
I genuinely could not tell you.
And I couldn't help but wonder — if someone can't figure out what your business does in five seconds flat, do you have a marketing problem?
Or do you just have a clarity problem?
Here's what I know about real customers — and I talk to them every day. They are not sitting at home, tea in hand, ready to investigate your website like it's a mystery novel they've been looking forward to.
They're scrolling at red lights.
Half-watching during baseball practice.
Checking their phone in the Target checkout line while their kid asks for something they're not getting.
You don't get a dissertation. You get five seconds. Maybe less if their cart starts moving.
So your website has one job. Answer three questions before I have to go looking:
What do you do?
Who do you do it for?
How do I reach you?
That's it. Not your mission statement. Not your founding story. Not the paragraph your board spent six months wordsmithing in a conference room.
Just tell me what you do.
Because customers aren't out here looking for a scavenger hunt. They're looking for a solution. And if they can't find yours in five seconds, they'll find somebody else in four.
The businesses winning right now are the ones with the easiest yes.




